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Emergency Room Bloopers

A man comes into the ER yelling, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" The ER physician, desperate to help the lady, grabs his stuff, rushes out to the cab, lifts the lady's dress, and just finishes jerking off her underwear when he looks at the lady's shocked face. The physician then realizes his blunder and turns pink with embarrassment - There were several cabs lined up and obviously he was in the wrong one!

A man with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment. "What happened" asked the doctor. "Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the football game on TV," began the man. "She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron." The doctor nodded, "But what happened to the other ear?" "Well, no sooner had I hung up," said the man, "when the same guy called again."

A man goes to the hospital and says to the doctor: "It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side) "And when I press here" (pressing the other side) "And here" (his leg) "And here, here and here" (his other leg, and both arms) So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... "You've got a broken finger!"